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Signs, Signs, Everywhere the Signs …

Five Signs I’ve Spent Too Much Time Writing in My Personal Universe: 5. Calling people ‘Cher/Chère’ (Louisiana pronunciation: ‘shah’) and not even intending to. 4. Turning ‘th’ into ‘t’ or ‘d’ 3. Dropping random French into my sentences, like ‘Mais’ or ‘Bon’ 2. Adding extra pronouns to the end of sentences, like ‘Mais, Cher, I’m … Continue reading »

[Three] Faces Have I …

I had a good ‘laugh at myself’ moment today, when I realized I had developed three separate personalities for handling calls at work. One of my faces is businesslike, one is ‘just folks’ and one is my ‘if America had a BBC I’d be broadcasting on it’ phone voice.  I found that if the person … Continue reading »

A Long, Long Time …

Well, one job has gone to someone else.  It’s the one I personally thought I was the longshot to get — my Access work is back a ways and it seemed likely that there was someone else out there who was going to be in better shape. The other two jobs? Well, not sure.  I … Continue reading »

I’m just waitin’ …

I had to go through a drug test and a criminal background check for my new job. Not sure why they waited until after they hired me to do this, but since I’ve never been closer to a street drug than sitting in front of someone smoking pot at a concert ten years ago and … Continue reading »